Did some of you NOT get the MEMO?

You must GIVE slack to GET slack.

Give yourself some slack. 
Give your family some slack.  
Give your job slack.  
Give WHATEVER the FROP happens slack.

What does that MEAN?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

It means: QUIT JUDGING WHAT SHIT HAPPENS B/C YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FROP IT MEANS.

The whole concept of "wrong"..... is WRONG.

Every time we think "i'm doing it wrong" or "he's doing it wrong" or "they're doing it wrong", we PULL THE REIGNS SO TIGHT OUR HANDS BLEED.  There is NO slack on the line.  NO room to BEND.  NO room to ALLOW THINGS TO CHANGE. No room to allow things to be OTHER THAN WHAT WE HAVE JUDGED THEM TO BE.

The more slack we give ourselves, the more slack we give others.

The more slack we give others, the more slack we give ourselves.

The more slack we give to WHATEVER the FROP happens, the more SLACK we receive...like, all the time. serusly.

So, give yourself some Slack. Heck, give it AWAY!  It will come back. 

Perceiving slack will increase your perception of serendipity: bear farts, kosmic kizmut, shpidoinkle.  Synchronicity will abound.

So, HAIL CONNIE!
and PRAISE BOB!

THE SLACK IS UPON US, MY SISTERS AND BROTHERS!  OPEN YOUR 3RD NOSTRIL AND BREATHE IT IN! THESE BEAR FARTS, SWEET AND SONOROUS, ARE FILLED WITH FROP!  FNORD IT UP!