Hail Connie, Full of Slack

When the Dobbs Comes...

So Comes She

 The Kani Yuga is upon us! 

 Hail Connie, full of Slack

  Divine Housewife,

   Magnanimous Mistress,

    All Owing Mother,  

                                                              Mistressful Teacher,                                                        

     Sensual Enchantress,

     Cruise-aider of Chaos,

    We Beseech you:

            Slack us, oh, Slack us, as slackly as we need Slacking.   

      Hail Connie!

 "...she awakens and incarnates all the eternal feminine aspects of the Godhead: Shakti, ERIS, Hecate, Ishtar, Inanna, Artemis, Aphrodite, Ungit, the Magma Mater, Persephone, The Sea Hag, Grendel's mom, Glumdalclitch, Cruella de Ville, Morgana laFaye, the Stygian Witches, Jackie Kenney Onassis, Marylin Monroe, NUNU and, yes, even Narnini." 

-- Revelation X, pg.40, p. 4, v. 2